This isn’t a memoir. It’s a cocktail of chaos, comedy, and a few confessions you can’t unread.
In No Particular Order is a collection of real and not-so-real stories from Zee Zee—a whiskey-drinking, high-heeled, unapologetic voice who’s lived loud and writes louder. Flip to any page. There’s no structure, no rules, and no mercy.
Some stories are funny. Some are dark. Some might make you clutch your pearls (or toss them at someone).
This book is for anyone who’s ever found themselves in need of a good story—and maybe a stiff drink.
"IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER"
Warning: Contains foul language, questionable morals, and enough violence to make your grandmother clutch her pearls. If you’re easily offended, consider reading something with talking animals instead.
Meet the Cast of Trouble
Every queen needs her court—and Zee Zee’s entourage is anything but ordinary.
Biggie
Seventeen, sweet, and emotionally stuck at twelve. Teddy bear in one hand, truth bombs in the other.
Q: Chauffeur.
Chef. Possibly an assassin. Zee trusts him—most of the time.
Stella
Street-smart, sharp-tongued, and hot as a lit match. Never met a mess she couldn’t clean or a man she couldn’t ruin.
Dr. Rosenthal
The shrink who sees through everyone and still shows up. Nobody knows why. Maybe he’s lonely. Maybe he’s nuts. Maybe both.
You don’t choose a crew like this—they just show up and refuse to leave.
